The Kevin Harrington Award for Post of the Week

As part of today's spam train it's time once again to throw a delicious bone to the masses and give out the prestigious Kevin Harrington Award. As many of you know, Kevin Harrington was a great patron of the arts, and a big supporter of this site. He was tragically killed in a zipper accident in a pub bathroom late one Friday night.

Thanks to what I'm sure is some continuing internet difficulties among our legion of loyal readers, comments remain few and far between. So I've had to go way back to 11 days ago to find this breathtaking, and award winning comment. So here it is, with no more ado, the winner of Kevin Harrington Award is.......Pee! PEE PEE PEE PEE! PEE! That's right. I'm 9, so pee is hilarious to me. Pee shocked the world with his breathtaking insight into the human condition in this electronic missive.

Congratulations Pee! May you always pee pee pee PEE PEE!

The Kevin Harrington Award for Post of The Week

Judging by my watch, it's that random time of the week to once again award the prestigious Kevin Harrington Award. As many of you know, this award was named for the great Kevin Harrington who died in a tragic steamroller accident at the blowup doll factory where he worked nights to support his crack habit. We miss you Kevin. This rock is for you!

Now for the award. Once again, it was slim pickings this week thanks to a general malaise among our legions of readers. As a lazy bastard I can only support this malaise, but as a content generator it makes me have to work harder so I also condemn it

Luckily, one comment stood out above all the others. This week's winner for Post of the Week goes to........chililady in this blog by DJ Magic Mike.

This comment rules for several reasons. #1) Because it got a link to our blog posted on another blog. #2) Because it was a comment by someone other than Mikey Mouse or I. And most importantly #)3 Because, at the time, it led directly to pictures of a girl in a bikini. It did lose points for mistakenly identifying Mike and Ike as cool, however.

In any case, congratulations chililady! Hopefully this award will be your springboard to fame and fortune. Although I'm somewhat doubtful you'll ever read this.

The Kevin Harrington Award for Post of the Week

It's time once again to give out the Kevin Harrington Award for Best Post of the Week. As you may remember, this award was named after the great Kevin Harrington who died in a bear attack after he left pastrami in his pocket. Rest in Peace Kevin. May all your bears in heaven be like Winnie the Pooh. Ha! POOH!

So who does this week's award go to? Drumroll please!

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No one. Ya'll sucked this past week. Just because we were too lazy, angry, depressed, drunk, sick, in jail to post doesn't mean our faithful readers can get away with not commenting.

The Kevin Harrington Award for Post of the Week

It's time to give out the inaugural Kevin Harrington Award for Best Post of the Week. This prestigious award will be handed out each week (hopefully each Monday unless I forget again) to the visitor with the most insightful, profound comment of the week.

The award was named after Kevin Harrington, who heroically sacrificed his life so that this blog may live on and continue to shape the world. May his spirit ever guide us. Hold on, I'm hearing that Kevin Harrington might not actually be dead. We may need a fact check on that. I really need an editor.

So without further ado, I give you this week's winner.....Anonymous! Anonymous' post on June 5 in Mike's now legendarily bland Subway Ordering post. Such a gripping tale of innocence lost in the dark, and faceless heart of America. Either that or it's a cautionary tale of a mentally challenged man launching an invasion of inconvenience on the normal folks of that same dark and faceless heart of American.

Lazyview thanks you Anonymous! The people of Subway probably want to kill you and your family, but so goes life.

Good luck to all our future commentators. Which has just made me think of tater tots. I'm hungry.

Paging Kevin Harrington, Kevin Harrington where are you?

Kevin, you have the great honor of being the first legitimate person, other than the twats who run this place, to post a comment. We want to honor you, and this moment by creating a weekly award named after you. The Kevin Harrington Comment of the Week award will go to the person who, shockingly enough, has the best comment of the week. With your permission of course.

To all 4 other people that read this site, I expect competition to be fierce and without mercy. Comment early and comment often, and this great honor could be yours.