The ways I am lazy

Have you ever been too lazy to get up to eat?

Have you ever been too lazy to sit up to drink causing you to spill your drink all over yourself, yet you still refuse to sit up?

Have you ever been too lazy to clean something, say Tupperware or dishes or maybe even clothes, so you just throw it out instead?

Have you ever been too lazy to cut your grass for such an extended period of time that the Mexicans maintaining the golf course behind your house actually come and cut your grass because it's such a disaster?

Have you ever been too lazy to get dressed and you just wandered around your house naked all day?

Have you ever been too lazy to close your blinds?

I've been all those things and I was too lazy to search for a story to link to, but at least I'm wearing pants this time. They're not clean though.