Europeans are Lazy Bastards: Russian Sex Day

Of all the public holidays I've ever heard of, this has to be the best. The Governor of Ulyanovsk, Lenin's birthplace, has declared today a Day of Conception. Workers have been given the day off work to go and shag themselves silly in order to make little Russian babies. Aaaaaah. The idea is that couples that give birth on Lenin's birthday, 9 months from now on June 12th, will win a locally built 4x4 car! Brilliant.

I'm afraid we can't offer you a prize, but feel free to take the day off and have loads of sex in the name of Lenin.