ARGH! Stupid government putting our curries in danger!

According to the BBC Home Office restrictions on "unskilled" workers from outside the EU is causing severe staff shortages in UK curry restaurants. They are putting our national dish at risk!

How on earth can anyone who's capable of creating a huge amount of curry every night be considered an unskilled worker? I'd like to see the Home Office minister do it. And as for the idea of getting Eastern Europeans from new EU countries to work in the industry... what are they idiots? It's fine for front of house, but not for cooking. Hasn't anyone making these decisions had a curry in Eastern Europe? It's the most disappointing thing ever, well, possibly the most disappointing thing other than the England Football team at a World Cup.

It's a tragedy.