I think I might move to Wales

I've seen a couple of stories in the last couple of days that have made me think that in Wales even the fuddy duddy old establishment types might be quite cool.

The first story was about a drunk in Anglesea who leapt over a wall shouting "Darth Vader!", to attack members of a newly formed Jedi Church. He was unconvincingly dressed a black bin-bag. When he didn't turn up for his court appearance the Judge issued a warrant for his arrest and said "I hope the Force will be with him soon." Arf.

Then we have the vicar in mid Wales who's applying for a drinks licence at his church! "I'm just off down the church for a pint." Huh?