Wednesday, October 17, 2007

What are you doing Dave?

Yesterday my girlfriend and I stumbled upon a channel called Dave. Just Dave, with a little Dave ident logo in the corner. We couldn't quite believe there was a channel called Dave. They were showing Alan Partridge re-runs last night. The series with him working at Radio Norwich. Very funny. "I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. But a happy one."

I love the idea that there are some people sitting in a meeting and someone says, "Now onto what we're going to call UKTV G2 when we rebrand it. Has anyone got an idea for a name?" "Dave!" replies some wag, some people laugh, most groan and then to everyone's surprise, not least the wag, someone in charge says "I love it! That's decided then, the only other thing we have on the agenda is a notice from Doris the cleaner about the toilets on the second floor..."

I'm sure that really it took weeks of meetings but I hope that's what happened. Anyway it's a channel aimed at people like me, so it's good that I think the name is great. More details at Dave's website here.

ps. if anyone from UKTV stumbles upon this, The Barefoot Contessa on UKTV Food is really, really shit, most disappointing when I fancy watching a food type show and that's all that's on. (It seems to be on every time I look at UKTV Food, it's on as often as Friends on E4). You must be able to find something better?

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Running a Marathon the Lazy Way

Just cheat. A Mexican Presidential candidate in the Berlin marathon won his age group, by missing out 9 miles of the 26 mile race distance. Good lazy work! Unfortunately he was caught because he didn't look sweaty enough.

Lazy Cooking - Cake

There is a show on TV at the moment called Take on the Takeaway where top chefs try and cook a takeaway style dish that's quicker, cheaper and tastier than the equivalent takeaway. Genuinely lazy watchers will realise it's slightly misleading because the 'speed' part of the test doesn't take into account either the shopping time or the cleaning up time.

Still, cooking can be quick and easy, you can get supermarkets to deliver your shopping to your house and you can stick your dirty dishes in your dishwasher, if you are lucky enough to have one. Or in my case just leave them for my girlfriend to do. So maybe I'll add some easy/quick recipes on here, but I'll try and include the useful lazy info like how much special shopping you need to do and how much washing up needs doing.

With winter closing in it's getting darker and colder in the evenings and even though I don't have a very sweet tooth I've found I've wanted more sweet stuff to eat, so yesterday I decided to make a cake. Mmmm. Cake.




Basic Victoria Sponge


Shopping difficulty: Store cupboard stuff you can find in every supermarket and most local shops.
Amount of washing up: You need quite a few bowls and a cake tin.
Time from start to eating: 30 mins if you use the oven, 15 mins if you use the microwave
Equipment: You need something to bake it in if you are using the oven, and some bowls to mix stuff in.
Cost: Less than £1

Ingredients

4 Oz Self Raising Flour
4 Oz Caster Sugar
4 Oz Unsalted butter
2 Eggs

This is a scaleable recipe. You have equal quantities of flour, sugar and butter, and for every 2 ounces of each of those you use, you use 1 egg. The cake I made had 4Oz of butter, flour and caster sugar and 2 eggs. an 8Oz cake would use 4 eggs. Flour should be self raising, or add a level tsp of baking powder per 2 Oz of flour.

You can either cook this in the oven or in the microwave. The oven is much nicer, but the microwave is much quicker. If you are using the oven preheat it to 180C/350F/Gas 4 before you start mixing. (thanks to the interweb for the conversion)

Weigh your sugar, flour and butter out, stick them all in a bowl, add your eggs and cream it all together. The butter should have markings on the packet to help you guestimate the correct weight. This means stir them hard with a spoon until it looks creamy, you can use an electric mixer but it's more washing up and this doesn't take long, I reckon it's less hassle beating by hand than washing up the mixer. If you leave your butter out of the fridge to soften first it's much easier I normally don't bother. Some recipes say to mix the flour, sugar and butter together first, then add the eggs but I don't bother. Once it's all creamed together scrape the mixture into a cake tin, or a nice big microwave safe dish.

Bake in the oven for 20 minutes or microwave on high for about 4 minutes. The cooking time in the oven is the same for any size of cake. In the microwave it's going to depend on the power of your microwave and how big the cake is.

Easy.

I melted some fancy chocolate to put on mine, but you can cover it with anything. Just stuck some posh chocolate in a bowl above some boiling water (in a jug, no need to wash that up if it's only had boiling water in) added a bit of butter and icing sugar and poured it on the cake. Mmmm.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Is this blog dead?

No! It's not dead! It's just resting while hooked up to a lot of machines. We've got a respirator pumping away, an IV half filled with morphine, and a heart monitor beeping steadily away. We're just very lazy at this point. And I'm very tired.

We're still dedicated to bringing you words of questionable wisdom and low entertainment value.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Blogger Play

I just discovered a bizarre but great site. Blogger have a site called Blogger Play where you can see a continuous stream of images that people are uploading onto their blogs. If something takes your fancy you can click into their blog and see what they are writing about. You can waste hours on this I reckon.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Morning Coffee

Yesterday I spotted my girlfriend using a Firefox plugin called Morning Coffee. It's actually very handy, you can set it up so that at the click of a button it opens all the sites you want to read in your 'morning coffee' break (yeah right). You can even set it so that it opens different sites on different days. I've just got it set up to open the sites I read every day at the touch of a button. Woo.

Monday, October 1, 2007

September 2007 deadline day..

is dead. Sometimes deadlines are meant to be missed and we missed the hell out of this one. We fell 14 short of our target of a post a day, that's just over 50%. Our percentage is so bad it's worse than Ronan O'Gara's kicking percentage in the RWC (probably, I can't be bothered to look).

The archive sidebar will be a lasting memorial to our shame. That is all.