Attempting to make our lives easier

This post has one purpose and one purpose only. It is designed as an attempt to make our (mostly Mike's) lives easier in the future. I am going to list some words and phrases in an attempt to attract people to this blog when they're doing random searches.

It's like chumming for sharks, but with more curse words and less blood. Hopefully. I could start bleeding with rage any minute. It's worth the risk though. We need more traffic.

Here we go:
whores
geishas
cock monsters
seasame street
moonshine
manchester united football
chelsea suck horse cocks
brickbat lingerie
fuck it's cold in my office
faceplant
donkey show
star trek fanfic

There, that's a fair start. Should draw exactly the people we're looking for.