To eat or not to eat

THAT is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the stomach to suffer
The pangs and rumbles of outrageous hunger,
Or to take arms against a sea of chocolates,
And by eating, end them. To die, to eat;

"How do I make such a choice?" I hear absolutely no one ask. Well I'm gonna tell you. And you're gonna like it. And if you don't, maybe you'll comment about it in the comments section and I can call you a testicle sniffer and things will be great.

People have accused us in the past of being lazy because we actually do stuff. But being lazy isn't about not doing stuff, it's about doing stuff the lazy way. Being lazy is about going with the flow. Taking the path of least resistance. And giving in is the path of least resistance. This article and the undeniable science behind it back that up. The more you resist something the more you must have it. You have to give in at the start. Never try to resist. Resistance is futile blah blah blah Borgy Borg Borg. A lazy person would already know this, not resist, and therefore not stuff their face with 40% more chocolate.

Of course, according to science, in the area of food, men are immune to this phenomenon owing to the fact that we're not fucking crazy. I'm going to guess in the area of sex we're highly susceptible though.