Night time laziness

I've often tried to figure out when being lazy pays off the most. We all know laziness always pays off immediately, but when do people have the most need of being lazy? The answer: When they're sleeping or immediately after they wake up. Nothing sucks more than having to complete a task seconds, or minutes, after you've woken up.

Finally someone has come up with a device to help people be lazy when they need it the most.

Introducing this!

And there it is. A gun rack for your bed. Lazy rednecks rejoice. No longer will you have to reach ALL the way UNDER the bed before you can unload on that intruder. No longer will you only be able to rack your guns in your truck or the gun safe. Just slap that cannon on the side of your bed, by golly. Nothing bad can happen there.