Retirement

No, not from blogging. Though lately, could anyone tell the difference? I'm retiring from the game of Freecell. I promised myself, and told Mikey Mike, that if I ever won 100 games in a row I would quit forever. Sort of the Freecell final frontier. Recently I won that 100th game in a row. Therefore I must announcement my retirement from the international ranks of Freecell players.

I've played over 2000 games of Freecell. Won 90% of them. The final goal was 100 wins in a row. Now, before anyone goes crazy thinking I went out a winner, let me just put that thought to bed. I promptly lost game 101. Even when I achieve a goal, I do so at the bare minimum!

How does this tie into lazyness I hear some people asking? Well, besides not overachieving by even 1 game, I did all of this while I was at work. Avoiding work is a time honored lazy tradition. So now I must take up something else to kill time at work. I guess I'll try Hearts or maybe the most annoying game in the world, Minesweeper. I already feel like my soul is being blown up when I'm at work, maybe stepping on electronic mines will proove to be therputic. Or maybe it will drive me insane.