If I could be bothered getting Danny a present...

for Christmas, I'd have to get him this.

Still can't think what to get him for Christmas? Socks don't seem to cut it any more? Fret no longer because Burger King is here to help. 

The mass purveyor of grilled meat is offering, for a limited time, something even better than their usual piles of beef patties. This week, American men were given the chance to smell like their favourite meat snack with the launch of Flame, Burger King's contribution to the perfume market. 

The company describes Flame as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat".

Yes, that's right. Burger King perfume. If you want to stink like the last train back from Paddington station at all times of the day and night, you can. What kind of potential partner are you going to attract if you wear this stuff? Is it designed to make girls think you have a Whopper?

I can't believe this is real. Did we skip to 1st April already? This is crazier than Chinese Democracy getting released.

Want to know where to buy it? Check here. Can you get the smell of fries with that?