Battery Revolution

Who out there is tired of charging your phone after making 4 calls to the phone sex hotline? Tired of barely being able to watch a single movie on your laptop on the plane? Tired of lugging a damn charger with you every time you travel more than 5 hours from home?

Someone out there has finally figured out a way to make it all better. And they're not using alcohol and empty promises.

See batteries are one of those sneaky lazy technologies. The Lazy Enablers I call them. They don't really make life any easier on their own, but take anything powered by batteries, imagine a power plug on it, and see how annoying your life becomes. Cell and cordless phones? Useless. Laptops? Useless (although lighter). Remote controls? Really useless (although harder to lose in couch cushions).

How are these super batteries begin made? They're made by using special nanotubes grown directly on the blah-de blah-de blah, and now by brain hurts. Let me break it down for you, they're using magic. That's what this nanotechnology stuff is. Magic. And it's awesome. It can make everything lighter, faster, stronger, better, etc. Soon it will be popping up in spam e-mails for a nanocream for your cock. M4ke ur grrl SATISFIED!111!!

This is going to result in 2 things 1) Super Expensive batteries and 2) better robots. My sex robot won't need to be recharged for 40 hours. That should be good for 1600 uses according to my calculations. Bring forth battery revolution I say!